Barge and in Charge

This morning I was talking my main squeeze Presto Jones and asked why we had to be apart on this lovely day and he said because we have to work on the barge. At first I was taken back but barge rhymes with a bunch of things so I let it go and the rest of the morning was filled with songs about working on oil barges. We have a lot of fun Presto Jones and I.

and we like dance..

Tweens

Who knew that everything in my life would revolve around tweens.

Work- I have to supply these tweens with all the tights and furry duffle bags their lil' hearts desire.



Stress- Try getting a self conscious 12yr old to tell you if her ballet shoes fit well..I will just say it takes a good hour.



Entertainment- Pretty much ever party I attend is overflowing with tweens.



So thats that. I hang around tweens. I can't blame them for loving me though I mean..come on..
I Drive!

Wanna get Dirrtay?

I suppose I shall blog today. and instead of thinking of something clever I will just tell you what i have done so far today:

went to the gym

went to the grocery store to buy eggs

came home

made my fried egg

watched the today show/read perez

got dressed

went to work.

now i am blogging and listening to Neil Diamond.

notice how between going to the gym and getting dressed there was no shower. i'm very concerned about water conservation, not to be mistaken with being lazy.

nah actually i'm just disgusting.